Cheap Elf Costume

Get Yourself a Cheap Elf Costume!

Have you ever put on an elf costume before? If not, you are totally missing out on a surprisingly fun and liberating experience. For some reason, putting on a cheap elf costume is one of the few times when grown men can skip and flit around without having anyone question their manhood in any way. And since you’re wearing a cheap elf costume, you can frolic around through grass, mud, and really “get into it.” You should NEVER hold back, when you’re rocking the elven look. After all, there are some famous, hardcore elves out there – like Santa and Link (from The Legend of Zelda – he rolls up on everybody). Now, a cheap elf costume won’t necessarily make you able to defeat any monster you go up against – but it also couldn’t hurt, either. Here are a few sweet costumes you might consider wearing.

Elf Santa Parade Pleaser – Adult

Are you feeling insecure? Do you have, like, the biggest zit everywhere, despite being a full grown adult? Have you put on a smidge of weight, in spite of your best intentions to be slim and trim? This is the perfect cheap elf costume for you, then! Nothing says, “I’m not feeling very secure in my beauty or handsomeness” quite like covering yourself this thoroughly with a big, silly body suit. And if you happen to rob banks, this could be the perfect cheap elf costume, since it’s very hard to identify who’s under there – even though robbing anybody is definitely naughty. One size fits most adults – small, medium and large.

Ernie the Keebler Elf costume – Adult

Still feeling insecure, even after the encouragement of a costume that might save you from being in a police line up? Remember the joys of heavy sugar consumption, and let thoughts of diabetes be darned! This cheap elf costume lets you take on the ultra cool persona of Ernie the Keebler Elf. As Ernie, wearing red and green, you’ll be a popular guy – after all, he leads an entire crew of elves who make delicious confectionaries. And seriously, with the included cookie straight out of the Cookie Monster’s ultimate sugar rush fantasies, you really couldn’t lose if you tried. Seriously, look at that cookie! Does he need a license for that thing, or what? Fits most adults and includes headpiece, vest, knickers, jacket, shoe covers and a giant cookie!

The Velvet Elf costume – Child

This adorable little cheap elf costume will make any kid look just like an indentured servant in Santa’s notoriously anti-union shop. And once they get a good appreciation for how hard you have to work to make it in the North Pole (where they pretty much have to import EVERYTHING), they’ll learn a little humility about their own lot and life – and a lot more respect and appreciation for all the things that you provide for them (and how you don’t beat them if their production numbers fall). Green and red elf costume fits most kids – small, medium and large. Includes suit, hat, pants and shoes.

Elf Velvet – Adult

Well hello there. This cheap elf costume shows off a little of that deep green loveliness, and a lot of leg – a subtle signal that tonight might be “the night” to see about making some even littler elves. After all, it can get awfully cold in the North Pole sometimes. And the elves have to keep warm somehow. This elf costume fits most adults and includes the basic costume along with hat and belt.

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